Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Apolitical Aphorisms



 A quick entry for a mid-week smile:


If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
~Jay Leno~

 
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
~Henry Cate, VII~

 
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
~Aesop~

 
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.
~Will Rogers~

 
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
~Nikita Khrushchev~

 
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
~Clarence Darrow~

 
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.
~Author unknown~

 
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
~John Quinton~

 
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
~Oscar Ameringer~

 
I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.
~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952~

 
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
~ Tex Guinan~

 
I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
~Charles de Gaulle~

 
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
~Doug Larson~

 
There ought to be one day -- just one -- when there is open season on senators.
~Will Rogers~ 

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